• The Female always makes “The Rules”.

 

• “The Rules” are subject to change at anytime without prior notification.

 

• No Male can possibly know all “The Rules”.

 

• If the Female suspects the male knows all “The Rules”, she must immediately change some or all of “The Rules”.

 

• The Female is never wrong!

 

• If the Female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding that was a direct result of something the Male did or said.

 

• The Male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.

 

• The Female may change her mind at any time for any reason!

 

• The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the Female.

 

• The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time without any reason.

 

• The Male must remain calm at all times unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.

 

• The Male is expected to mind read at all times and supply anything wanted!

 

• The Male who does not abide by “The Rules” can not take the heat, lacks backbone , and is a wimp.

 

• Any attempt to document “The Rules” could result in bodily harm!

 

• If the Female has PMS, all “The Rules” are null and void.

 

• The Female is ready when She is ready, and not before and not after…

 

• The Male must be ready at all times.